high(hehe)...upon entering this site, you must agree to the following terms and conditions:
1) i am your god now!
now that we understand that, allow myself to tell you a little bit about...myself. i am absolutely insane. i play guitar...better than you. if you would like to contest this, then please, don't try(hehe, jk). i recently returned from a spontaneous trip to new orleans with my girlfriend which did not go over well with my parents considering i took their car and like $500, but thats beside the point. we were there for like a week and got absolutely hammered on bourbon street. im not 21, but this cool guy from dublin bought us hand grenades. if you ever get one, i would recomend drinking the whole thing really really fast and see what happens...you'll be f*ckin fat chicks in no time!!!!! so anyway, we had to stay at all these ghetto motels with like cum stains and cigarette burns on the floor and one night we stayed in this crazy dudes room who thought a racoon was his friend(he claimed to feed it fench fries with his mouth...hmmmmmm) and had a strange obsession with feet, so he gave my girlfriend like all this lotion, and then he sold her cigarettes for $10 so he could buy his friend "diapers"(cough cough...COCAINE). so yeah, since bein back ive just been practicing before i go to berklee(the one in boston damn it! get it right people!) and hangin out with my baby(i love you...when your naked, hehe). i also enjoy killing people on the weekends...oh my bad, did i say that out loud? anyway, im gonna go before i tell you im gay...son of a bitch! cum back...ahhhh ha ha ha ha, later.